Disappointments are God's way of saying, "I've got something better."
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
youre a 10 and i look like im 10
having 3 friends is a lot of work